Welcome.
FIrst of all let me introduce myself, my name is anuj who is trying to live a straight and decent life, so called social decent straight life. But this thing fucked my life,  what we say Crystal clear life, fuck it.

So usually a girl says I don't like those who drink, smoke, etc etc etc, doesn't matter how big shit she is (believe it or not but they are).

Now I do take drink (beer and sometimes alcohol), sometimes I can smoke, no I don't eat onion garlic, but hehe recently I started eating chiku. I mean to say now I do all the shit which a girl says that's wrong ( awww they pretened to be concerned).
 
This page is related to me and different type of girls came in my life (more than 20). Interesting bullshit. This is about what the girls are. My observations.

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Girls don't flame or blame me. Get a life and get lost.

First she sends a New Year Greeting card with a printed rose on it, then some fuss due to her friend circle, If you stop talking to this type of homely girl (god knows how much homely),  she sends her parent that their daughter needs your help in making a project.
Did you ever gave her any greeting or talked with her first? NO.
Silly Girl.

This type of girl takes access to your home using your parent, usually your mom, comes to your room and cleans your books, room, makes tea for you and stays whole day. Asks for gifts and if you refuse then again after few days asks for gifts. Too dangerous if no one in home and such a girl comes. To save yourself you may need to leave your own home for the time being. 

If you went outside your home, this type of girl enters your room using your mom, places a greeting card in your book with I love you. Sick girl. Lock out your room everytime you leave your home or ask your mom to never allow anyone touchig your books.

These type of girls are not easy to handle, they use your best friends to deliver their gifts to you, if you reject they do drama of hunger strike and cry on road until you don't take their gift with gloves on hand. Change your phone numbers and scold your friends.
Did you ever asked her to give gifts? or said I love you? Obviously DUMP.

This type of girl if her parent are not in home, and unfortunately your parents are out of station then door bell rings, a big shiny smile with a pot in hands, I cooked this dish for you. Don't open your door, think about you have to cook for your pet, so take the pot with partially open door, call your pet and feed him the fresh cooked dish. and return the pot. Pet happy you happy, next time she won't jump in, except two three times more e.g. if you are on roof, simple leave the roof don't jump off the roof go by stairs.

Ok this type of girl can really scare, she will cry a lot on phone as you are running away, ignoring, don't get carried away. let her cry. Did you ever asked her to love you?? or said I love you too?
It's ok to talk to avoid hurt but dangerous if she is obsessed. Best thing DUMP and run as fast and far you can.

Poor guys, just never believe in anyone over internet. This type of girl pretends to be too much loyal (sati savitri) before going anywhere she explicitly tells you, asks for your permission, when you are late from office she preteneds to be very angry as you might be doing a fuck (she can say so) until you give an hour detail with telling excat time place, phone numbers of the places you were. She can go for a marriage in temple. Virtually perfect character.
You can never know about her as such girls are super smart in ditch and fooling. hehe. They never tell you their real identity, and when you meet you can find a kid calling her MOM. For that kid she can tell stories of movies (adopted kid, cousin son, or even X boy friends son) bullshit. Trust me she can tell a lot of stories. Same as in Matrix movie loader program fully loaded with numerous stories.
As soon as you ask for her reality, she gonna abuse you that you don't trust her. You can never know whether she is a mom or single. She can blackmail you emotionally.
Method of saving yourself. Inform your parents about her reality. Tell her you have a caller id now, you are tracing her ip address to find out about her, or going to complain in police. She will disappear with few abuses. hihihi just logout and change all your passwords which you were sharing.
DUMP immediately nothing else is the option. Thank to god that you are out from a dead end.

They  may confuse you a lot. It's not bad if you told them about your past, few may think it's wrong, but it's ok for me. hehe. why to lie. Ok  if you proposed her then she may say "you are searching your past in her". And then she will say Why don't you understand I don't want to talk to you. Poor fella Why don't you understand.

Due to various shit you change your cell numbers regularly, to get rid of bullshit people. Anonymous girl can reach your brothers cell number and call at 1:30 am. Taking help of her another friend (hostel shit) asking silly question, My friend wants to talk to you, can you guess what's her name?? Bullshit make them say sorry and warn them STF gonna trace the owner of the number being used. What a silly style. Bunch of united silly smart-ass girls. Power puff girls?? haha

Few other girls are Train girls, e.g. they stare you while you are reading news paper, and you don't don't want to leave your seat. What will you do? may be you want to scare them? by your twinkling eyes google, whatever, you may find such a girl sitting more closer, till you don't leave your seat and travel rest of your journey on doorsteps (Njoy the fresh air fuck it). Best thing ignore where ever you go. save yourself from idiots. by not being an idiot. Don't look at them and stay away for your safety.
DUMP such a superfast express girls.

Buddy overall above types of girls I saw in my past 10 years. Earth is round, girls look nice from far away, don't get involved in anyone. Usually girl wants guys to circle around them like they have some mental formula feeded. If you don't want to talk then they are worried with their power of attracting others. For this motive they keep on trying even after you explicitly say STFU.

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Ok I no longer try to understand any girl, unix is better to understand/explore and can help in life, about girls... they are silly. if a girl smiles and shy then don't take it as something fishy take it as silly and laugh away, ignore what they say to you, what they do for you, cry, hunger strike etc are their tools to fool us, signs of upcoming trouble STOP them right there..hehehe as in the last you gonna suffer. I accepted now that the girls are shit, they are not worthy to believe in or worthy for your love. I don't know whether my decisions of not using anyone was correct or not, today I am in a dilemma between the two paths. Triya chartiram devo na janam. Means Even the GOD can not understand character of females. I am not GOD so accepting the fact. Crystal clear life tends to bull shit.

Females are created for troubling us. The happiest person is one who can learn the art of ignoring females completely, this is the key to a peaceful life, ignore girls, they are silly.

If you have any other type of girl do drop me an email on almighty.lucknow@gmail.com. I will add. Try to keep your language clean, freedom of words, be real.

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