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Hi, umm... I think the title says it all, so without further ado...

        CYBERTRONIAN RHAPSODY (Revised Edition)

                   By Kelvin Chan Esq.
                    (goktimus@mailcity.com)

[Disclaimer: Transformers is property of Hasbro, and Bohemian Rhapsody is property
of Queen/F.Mercury. Okay. This was written as a parody and the contents may be offensive
to the humour-impaired.]

Is this Transformers -
Is this just fantasy -
  (Maximals):
Gone through a wormhole -
No escape from brutality -
  (Optimus Prime):
Open your eyes
We're going down you'll see 
  (Teletran One):
I'm a computer, submitting to gravity -
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Flying fast, landing low,
Crashing in a mountain, doesn't really matter to me, - to me,

  (Starscream):
Megatron, just killed a 'bot,
Fusion cannon against his head,
Pulled the trigger, now he's dead,
Mega', now we're on our way
We'll go and destroy Autobot City -
Mega', ooo,
Didn't mean to throw you out -
  (Galvatron):
I'll come back and kill you this time tomorrow -
Traitor scum! Traitor scum! I'll blast you into ashes-

  (Optimus Prime):
Too late, my time has come,
Not feeling very Prime -
Body's aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go - 
Gotta leave you 'til the day when all are one -
Magnus, ooo,
You're the new leader,
  (Ultra Magnus):
I sometimes wish I'd never been chosen at all -

  (Megatron):
I see a little silhouetto of a world,
Energon, energon - collect the energon-cubes -
  (Cheetor):
Electro-bolts and lightning, very very frightening me-
  (Cybertrons):   (Destrons):
     Sentoh Robo,   Sentoh Robo,
     Sentoh Robo,   Sentoh Robo,
     Sentoh Robo modore - Enerugon -
  (Daniel):
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me -
And Wheelie's a wild boy from a dead family -
Spare us our lives from this audacity -
  (Autobots):
Easy come, easy go -, will you let them go
  (Prosecutor):
Quintesson! No -, we will not let them go
  (Hot Rod: let them go)
Quintesson! We will not let them go - let them go
Quintesson! We will not let them go - let them go
Will not let them go - (Daniel/Wheelie):let us go
Will not let you go - let us go
  (Galvatron):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no -
  (Ultra Magnus):
By the matrix, by the matrix, by the matrix OPEN UP!!!
  (Sharkticon):
The Quintessons are gonna bring a meal for me, for me, for me -

   <Dinobots start headbanging>

  (Optimus Primal):
So you think you can plunder and conquer us all -
  (Megatron):
If you think you can stop us you sure have some gall -
  (Optimus Primal):
Go-rilla, I change into gorilla -
  (Rattrap):
Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here -

  (Dead End):
Nothing really matters,
Any fool can see,
Nothing really matters -, nothing ever matters to me,
  (Unicron):
Anywhere Primus goes...
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               (okay, so my ASCII art sucks, sue me)                

"It's a pity you Autobots die so easily, or I might have a sense of satisfaction
now!"
-Galvatron (Transformers The Movie)




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