From s-cwis.unomaha.edu!news.mtholyoke.edu!hopper.acm.org!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!math.ohio-state.edu!magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu!infoserver.bgsu.edu!bgnet.bgsu.edu!schwark Sun Apr 16 16:33:45 1995 Path: s-cwis.unomaha.edu!news.mtholyoke.edu!hopper.acm.org!swrinde!cs.utexas.edu!math.ohio-state.edu!magnus.acs.ohio-state.edu!infoserver.bgsu.edu!bgnet.bgsu.edu!schwark From: schwark@bgnet.bgsu.edu (Michael Allen Schwark) Newsgroups: alt.toys.transformers Subject: Re: Rainbow Brite v. Th Transformers? Date: 15 Apr 1995 03:57:10 GMT Organization: Bowling Green State University, Bowling Green, OH (USA) Lines: 125 Message-ID: <3mng6m$rcu@infoserver.bgsu.edu> References: <3mm2q1$2m0@d2.tufts.edu> Reply-To: schwark@bgnet.bgsu.edu (Michael Allen Schwark) NNTP-Posting-Host: bgnet2.bgsu.edu In a previous article, kisrael@diamond.tufts.edu (Kirk Israel) says: >Who would win? > >It's funny, there seems to be a strong division between "boys toys" and >"girls toys" (not based on who *actually* plays with them, neccesarily, >but in styles of marketing) How 'bout some fanfic about Optimus in the >Land of the Carebears? Or My Pretty Pony? Or Strawberry Shortcake? >(From days of baby sitting, I can barely remember Shortcake- wasn't there >a villain, some kind of Purple Pieman? Him and Megatron could kick >anyone's hiney!) But seems like "girls toys" have tons of room for >crossocer stories... > >Sorry. Been a long week. > >-- >_____ >-O\O Kirk Israel <> "She's immortal!" "You're amoral?" >( = ) kisrael@tufts.edu <> "You're a mural??" "You're a moray eel???" > I'm not even going to dignify this with an answer. (A short scenario, maybe, but an answer? No way!) --The Transformers meet the Fluffy Bears-- Scene: Earth Time: During the middle of an Autobot Decepticon confrontation. (You know, the usual) Megatron: Feel the agony of defeat, Optimus Prime! Optimus Prime: Even if it takes millions and millions and millions of years, even if I die and am resurected millions and millions and millions of times, I will thwart your evils schemes! <> Optimus Prime: What the... ? Happy Bear: Hello everybody! We're the "Fluffy Bears!"(TM) Smiley Bear: We're here to spread joy and friendship and... hey! They're fighting! Silly Bear: Oh no, they shouldn't do that! Somebody might get hurt! Happy Bear: Stop that at once, you're being mean. Rumble: What's with the fuzzballs? Looks like they need to be toasted too. Huggy Bear: Oh, such a terrible attitude, but I know what'll help. GROUP HUG!!! <> Rumble: Ack! Somebody help... mmmfh!..me! They're all over me! ergh! Starscream: The... horror!!! Skywarp: He's a gonner, let's get out of here while we still can. Friendly Bear: No, stay and play with us. Here. Here's some flowers for my new friend. Optimus Prime: Well this certainly is a turn of events... Grimlock: Me, Grimlock _smash_ fuzzy bears! Spike: Uh, that's Fluffy Bears(TM), Grimlock. > Grimlock: Me, Grimlock say: Shut up! Happy Bear: We need make them happy again! Stinky Wizzleteats: That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! Grumpy Bear: Naw, they're never going to be our friends. Huffer: Yeah, tell me about it... It'll never happen. Dead End: We're all going to rust and fall apart and return to our component atoms, and there's nothing we can do about it. <> Megatron: Shockwave! What are you doing?! Shockwave: Can't help it... Overridden my... logic sensors....and...they're SOOOooo cute! <> Megatron: Decepticons, ignore the Autbots! Destroy the Fluffy Bears(TM)! Smiley Bear: You shouldn't play with guns, thats a no-no! Fun Bear: We can all help if we work together... Fluffy Bears(TM), STARE! <> Megatron: NOOOOoooooooo! <> Starscream: Megatron has fallen! I, Starscream, am your _new leader_! Grin-and-Bear-it Bear: Neat-o, let's play follow the leader! Starscream: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! <> Optimus Prime: Strange... These small, fuzzy creatures have done what we couldn't do in millions of years. Yes, thanks to these amiable little creatures, all Cybertronians my finaly have peace. Prowl: Yes, but...at what cost? <> Epiloge: Yes, there was a brief peace, but the insanity of the unbound emotions grew to be to much for the Cybertronains, many of who were found to have Fluffy Bears attached to them in an unbreakable embrace. After only 1.32 minutes, almost all the Autobots opted for self-termination. It was only a matter of time before all humanity fell, and it fell to the apes to defeat the Fluffy Bears, and to claim the planet as their own. The End(?) -- Quote: "Could we be heading towards a conclusion that unites Atlantis, UFOs, Stonehenge, cattle-mutilation, the Psychic Friends Network, and disco music into a grand unified conspiracy theory?"-Chris Lombardi/CGW Mike Schwark/Mauler@TF1?/Rumble@CWTS/Reivax@F.R./schwark@bgnet.bgsu.edu