From s-cwis.unomaha.edu!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!news.uoregon.edu!vixen.cso.uiuc.edu!uwm.edu!chi-news.cic.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!in1.uu.net!minerva.worldbank.org!news Mon Oct 30 19:55:56 1995 Path: s-cwis.unomaha.edu!sol.ctr.columbia.edu!news.uoregon.edu!vixen.cso.uiuc.edu!uwm.edu!chi-news.cic.net!newsfeed.internetmci.com!in1.uu.net!minerva.worldbank.org!news From: Jubei Newsgroups: rec.arts.anime Subject: S Moon stomps the P Rangers! The fanfic! Date: 29 Oct 1995 14:43:34 GMT Organization: The World Bank Lines: 107 Message-ID: <4703um$gck@minerva.worldbank.org> References: <1995Oct27.223830.15541@rgfn.epcc.edu> <46sbuk$gf3@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: r16110.worldbank.org Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-2022-jp Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Mailer: Mozilla 1.12(Macintosh; I; PPC) X-URL: news:46sbuk$gf3@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com mathews1@ix.netcom.com (Ryan Mathews ) wrote: >Are you sure they mean U.S. sales? The quote you give sounds like it's >referring to sales in Japan. Does it matter? I just want to see the Power Rangers get stomped by a superior show! This is what I want to see happen: Moon: I am Sailor Moon! Champion of justice! On behalf of the Moon... Mercury: On behalf of Mercury... Mars: On behalf of Mars... Jupiter: On behalf of Jupiter... Venus: Yeah, on behalf of me too... Moon: We will destroy all sentai characters who have been Americanized by Saban. And that means you! We will also right wrongs and... Mars: Usagi, shut up! That's enough! They get the idea, now let's trash 'em. Moon: (whining) But I wanted to finish my speech! You're so mean Rei! It's just not fair! Wah!!!! Venus: That wasn't very nice. Apologize Rei! Mars: OK, OK. Sorry. Go ahead and finish your speech. Black Ranger: (Arms flailing around) We don't want to hear it. Let's fight, dudes. Jupiter: Heh, OK. You stupid wimp! JUPITER THUNDER!!! Action: (The Rangers get blown away by Sailor Jupiter's power. They quickly get back on their feet, arms flailing again). Red Ranger: Oh man, these girls are tough! We need Ultra Mega Super Ultimate Thunder Ninja Power Zord now! Action: (Big plastic mecha appear in the distance. The Rangers jump 300 or so feet into their respective mecha and begin transforming into the Ultra Mega etc... After the transformation is complete, the Rangers get all psyched up since they are housed in such a superior piece of mecha >tee hee<) Pink Ranger: (Arms flailing) All right guys. Let's get those girls who can't accessorize! Venus: NANI?!(a tear falls out of her eye) CRESCENT BBBBEEEEAAAMMMM! Action: (The Zord falls on it's sorry butt, it gets up quickly). Yellow Ranger: I'll get you dweebs for that! Moon: Whatever. Moon Tiara... Mercury: No, let me handle this. Shabon... Mars: FIRE SOUL! Action: (The Mega Zord ignites in flames, each Power Ranger crying their eyes out. The Yellow Ranger's arms fall off. The White Ranger's face melts away. In other words, fun violence^_^). Mercury: Darn it Rei! I wanted to do it! Mars: You're too damn slow, Ami-chan. Let's get out of here. Venus: Shouldn't we get those VR Troopers and that Masked Rider too? Moon: Not now! I'am hungry. Let's get something to eat. Mars: You're always hungry! I won't be surprised at all if you can't even fit into your fuku anymore. Moon: (whining) Ooooohhh! Stop being so mean Rei! Sailor Jubei(Narator): And so, the Senshi walk into the sunset, ready to do battle against Saban. The one force stronger than anything that they have fought before. Good Luck girls! Fin. It's funny what some people can do at 10 o'clock in the morning. Especially after sleeping so late. Sorry if this is the wrong newsgroup to post this stuff, but a person can get inspired immediatley since I have a picture of the Sailor Senshi on my desktop, next to a picture of Minmay, Misa, and Hikaru. I should've been writing my 4 page essay on Geoffrey Chaucer instead, but oh well. Flame away. I'm sitting comfortably in my asbestos YF-19. Mata ne! -- *Super-Dimensional Fortress Macross**Bubblegum Crisis**Sailor Moon* ____________________________________________________________________ <